Day 46

I was all prepared to do this "Reduce your ample butt" workout routine. I headed over to the elliptical machine to get warmed up. The first one I came to was next to Smokey Smokerson. I decided to keep walking for a few reasons: 1) He watches nickelodeon, and I think that's creepy; 2) He wears the same clothes every single day, and I think that's creepy; 3) He smells of cigarettes, and that makes me want to puke when I am working out.

So off to another machine I went. Law and Order was on the tube, so I watched Fontana and that other guy find the bad guys. Then I raced to the empty workout room to get the 46 knocked out in record time. Record time! I just had to get back and see what McCoy was going to do with that bad guy who really wasn't a bad guy but actually a good Samaritan. McCoy went after him, but luckily, the jury had good morals. In your face McCoy. Needless to say, I had to go back to the elliptical to watch all that and did not get to reduce my ample butt.